First entry in the Coffin Hop contest:
Hey, here’s my worst. I was in college and found out about a party last minute. I burned the end of a wine cork and rubbed it on my face for the beard, put a clown nose on, shoved a pillow under my shirt, and taped a plastic spider to my shoulder. My friend’s costume is even worse: he wrapped toilet paper around himself.
Cheers!
-Tony
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